Friday, 23 February 2007


Nicknames! Love them or hate them they are there. Some stick some fade into oblivion like a imploded solar sytem scattering to the solar winds. The reasons for thier existence are varied and many and most, but not all, have a reason behind them. As you all have noticed by now my nick is posted on this website. I hate the nick however it has seemed to stick. Often in ladysmith no one is called by thier first names! A fact that durban people cant understand. They often ask us why do you all have nicks? Well see beloved city peole there are a couple of reasons.Being in a small town everyguy knows every other guy often in our groups there are usually two-four people not only with the same names but surnames!Everyone in the town is somehow related! But this is where it gets difficult say mohammed when you are with your friends and four guys instantly wonder which one! Hence each has thier own unique identiflying nick! Also as close knit groups of friends we tend to nick everyone anyways.Here follows a list of some of my nicks over the years

Pizza Man
Parry Hotter

Lol let the comments roll


Yes Finally free time to post YAAAY LOL. Anyways so i have decided to serve you guys up something light and Fluffy an all round post! So the first two weeks of campus have come and gone and i have noted the following. I have had to make new friends! the old crew is gone either all finished or all done bleh so been broading my horizons a bit hanging out with the new ppl (wen i et time that is) And the curse that is v day was done> Agen i am alone sigh. but anyways the first week rely disappointed me for some reason the first yers all seem to be in thier own cliches and refuse to mix with us older folk and i was dissappointed to note that all the pretty muslim girls have not materialised as hoped for!There goes that plan. Cue week two however and first years have invaded my beloved cpffe shop and our groups (although there has been a new huge group of snobby first years formed as always will see how they pan out in second year) LOLbt lo and behold maybe there is one cute still songle good girl around hehe we shall see. Plans back in action lol and hey i started making connections again with new first years so maybe thereis hope for me after all! But unfortunately my fraternising has to stop as i have been confined to the library for most of my free time due to work constraints! Bleh but and this is a big but i will definately make time to see that new person i spotted lol but alas i must move quickly others have noticed as well and as such have begun there plans! Hehe and so begins another year of plotting planning working and maneovuring. Lol and maybe the year the shy girl might open up.In fact i think im going to call this the year of the shy girl!

Friday, 02 February 2007


So who out there enjoys going to the dentist? I thought i did, untill this past week when i went for a teeth cleaning. I realised that as a younger child i was more tolerable and that going to the orthodontist back then was not so bad and i kind of got used to the monthly visits and could stick it no problem but i also figured that if i had too do it now i would cringe quite a bit more! the sound of that cleaning teeth scraping thingy is enough to irritate me, it never hurt so much rather the noise messed me up it was eerie maybe im getting softer as i get older lol. But anyway the dentist i went too is a nice local guy whom i see in the mosque evryday for salaat, now his youngish so as well as fittng in with the old balies he also has cool vibe with the younger guys namely us. This is why i decided to go to him for my teeth cleaning. Lol who would have thought that he could be so menacing in his practice! Don't get me wrong he was just as friendly when i went to see him ,however there was just something about him while i was there that made me think twice! Then i saw him at mosque that same evening again and he was back to normal. While i was on his bench i wondered if i would have been better off going to someone i don't know personally?Perhaps that was the pain talking...

SA is indeed funny

Continuing with my line of SA orientated jokes and such i hvae decided to revel these few gems of signs which are real and found in SA.Say what you want about my countary but it has its humourous side indeed ! Bar the crime and other problems i love the spirit of this countary and if one day i have to skip out im gonna miss its spirt, beauty, humour and uniqe offerings. LOL but in the meanwhile enjoy th SA flavour


LOL i found this picture in my e mail today being a techno geek i enjoyed the pun hey it actually made me laugh out aloud

Thursday, 01 February 2007



A soldier feels no pain
A soldier fears nothing
A soldier does not cry
A soldier obeys without question
A soldier is brave and true
A soldier is willing to do what ever it takes
A soldier protects those that cannot protect themselves
A soldier follows the rules
A soldier has honour
A soldier does not oppress the weak

Ask your self...
What kind of soldier are you?

A jew joke!

In Jerusalem, a female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Wailing Wall to pray, twice a day, everyday, for a long, long time. So she went to check it out.She went to the Wailing Wall and there he was! She watched him pray and after about 45 minutes, when he turned to leave, she approached him
for an interview.

"I'm Rebecca Smith from CNN. Sir, how long have you been coming to
the Wall and praying?"

"Vor bout 60 years."

"60 years! That's amazing! What do you pray for?"

"I pray vor peace betveen de Christians, Jews ant de Muslims. I pray vor all de hatred to ztop ant I pray vor all our children to grow up in safety ant friendship."

"How do you feel after doing this for 60 years?"

"Like I bin talkingk to a vuckink' vall."

More South African Jokes...

An airplane is flying over the United States at night.
The pilot says: "Ladies and Gentlemen, the plane is losing altitude and all the baggage must be thrown out." A little later, the pilot says "We're still losing altitude, we must throw anything out that is in the cabin". The plane continues its descent despite more things being thrown out.

Pilot: "Still going down - we must throw out some people". There's a big gasp from the passengers!

Pilot: "But to make this fair, passenger will be thrown out in
alphabetical order.

So... A... any Africans on board?" No one moves.

"B... any Blacks on board?"
No one moves.
"C... any Coloureds on board?"
Still, no one moves.
"D... any Darkies?
A little black boy - asks his dad:
"Dad,...what are we?
Dad: " Tonight son, we are Zulus


Fights you gotta hate them! But they pop out of everywhere and at the least oppertune moments.Why do they occur then? I guess it's usually when emotions are stirred and peoples feelings come into play.I guess i have to apologise to someone tommorrow and thrash out everything. But u know this is a time where i appreciate the prophets advice, and that is never go to sleep without resloving an argument. Especially since i can't sleep after fight! I just hope i'll be able to clear everything up.I guess while i am mostly to blame for my current predicament i can also say that im not wholly at fault!However for the sake of sanity i will probably have to admit otherwise...Anyways enough about my rantings you people tell me about some of the worst fights yo'll have had and what happen in the end