Thursday, 07 December 2006

Beautiful Lyrics

Todays Lyrics from Depache Mode-Prescious

Precious and fragile things
Need special handling
My God what have we done to you
We always tried to share
The tenderest of care
Now look what we have put you through

Things get damaged
Things get broken
I thought we'd manage
But words left unspoken
Left us so brittle
There was so little left to give

Angels with silver wings
Shouldn't know suffering
I wish I could take the pain for you
If God has a master plan
That only He understands
I hope it's your eyes He's seeing through

Things get damaged
Things get broken
I thought we'd manage
But words left unspoken
Left us so brittle
There was so little left to give

I pray you learn to trust
Have faith in both of us
And keep room in your hearts for two

Things get damaged
Things get broken
I thought we'd manage
But words left unspoken
Left us so brittle
There was so little left to give
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One of the Best Jokes I ever heard

> A rabbit was hopping through the forest when he came upon a giraffe
rolling a joint. The rabbit said,"Giraffe, don't do drugs. Come, run with me through the forest." The giraffe looked at the rabbit, then at the joint. He dropped the joint and ran off with the rabbit.

> They came upon an elephant snorting cocaine. The rabbit
said,"Elephant,don't do drugs. Come, run with us through the forest."
elephant looked at his razor blade and mirror, tossed them away and began running with the rabbit and giraffe.

> The three animals then came across a lion about to shoot up. The
said, "Lion, don't do drugs. Come, run with us through the forest."

> The lion looked at the rabbit and then at the needle. He put down the
needle and started to beat up the rabbit. Horrified, the giraffe and
elephant asked, "Lion, why are you doing this? He was trying to help

> The lion answered, "This little f***er? He makes me run around the
like a f***ing idiot every time he's on ecstasy."

Tuesday, 05 December 2006

Dear Ladies

Morning all Currently the sounds of My Chemical romance thumping through my computer and i start to drift to other places now i have a question for you ladies...Through out my life the biggest obsticle to love has been friendship! Lol friendship like wow how does that work. If i had a dollar everytime i heard I cant see you as more then a friend...LOL well lets just say i wouldn't be studying okay hehe but anyways How does this work and why? Whats up with the whole friends thing anyways? Ladies some help?


Yes People im back from roving in jhb I dunno if its just me but all the girls in jhb just look soo beautiful all of them! And your torn and u dunno where to look too bad most are outta my league hehe Nways what hapn to liverpool tonight that was terrible i know that was a second string side but come on ppl Damn! oh well sure rafa knows what what hehe oh well.

Saturday, 02 December 2006

Little Johnny

little April usually slept through class. One day the teacher called
on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the

When April didn't stir, little Johnny,a boy seated in the chair behind
her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted
April? and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.

A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and
Saviour,"?? But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once
again, Johnny came? to the rescue and stuck her again. "JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April
and the teacher said, "Very? good," and April fell back asleep. Then

the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam
after she had her twenty-third child?" ?
And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up

The Teacher fainted !!!!

Dear Santa

The Chinese way :-

Aaah Saanta Son, you bling much plesents. Velly much thenk you. China
very biig place & you fly leindeer all over. When you come down shimney
this year we leave flied lice on table for you, santa son. For plesent
this year, You santa, can bling sem ting you blinging last year. Aaaah
So, Now You Know. Thenk You The Indian Way:-

Vanakum Santa. Ayor, you so kind for bringing lovely presents uncle.
This year vee hoping you bring Dee Vee Dee. Aya nava watch khabi khushi,
thats why vee vant Dee Vee Dee player. Southrie is so spitefull,
evrrrrrry time you vant to borrow the video machine they say Naw, when
Boya come haum he vant to vatch one latest release. Bamanies. Please
Santa aya is so old now, dono if she vill see christmas but please bring
Dee vee Dee, Veel show that southrie & boya. Aurite then.
The Coloured Way:-

Santa.... what kind my o`.Check here exe , that arra present you brought
last year was hundreds,but this year you must rakvol & bring the ouens
levi`s and sebago`s. Al , what kind bra we need the nuwe kleres to slaan
4 da jol and da Chriza`s. You make out my outie. Shot bra. Any way we'll
dalla a straight & a braai for you my outie....make u lakka doozoo for
the the ride back to the mums ....hahaha ....or if u smaak we can dalla
a lukka chup of the mums (Mrs.Clause)....u make out !!!!!!
The African Way:-

Heita Santa, Sometimes I'm Thiiiiinking what i'm wanting thiiis kismus.

iiif I'm not having tekey for putting in oven i'm going to be eating
shicken & cheeps again. Aibo santa i'm tyreed of that. Can you plees be
bringing me some turk to eeet. Me being so thankfuuul if you can be
doooing that for myself. Yabong baba.

Top lyrics

Hey guys one of the best lyrics ever one of most profound ppl sent it to me check it out it makes sense:

Artist: The Fray
Album: How To Save A Life
Title: How To Save A Life

Step one, you say we need to talk.
He walks, you say sit down it's just a talk.
He smiles politely back at you,
You stare politely right on through.
Some sort of window to your right.
As he goes left and you stay right.
Between the lines of fear and blame
And you begin to wonder why you came.

Where did I go wrong?
I lost a friend somewhere along in the bitterness.
And I would have stayed up with you all night Had I know how to save a life.

Let him know that you know best
Cuz after all, you do know best.
Try to slip past his defense
Without granting innocence
Lay down a list of what is wrong
The things you've told him all along.
And pray to God he hears you.


As he begins to raise his voice,
You lower yours and grant him one last choice.
Drive until you lose the road
Or break with the ones you've followed.
He will do one of two things.
He will admit to everything,
Or he'll say he's just not the same
And you'll begin to wonder why you came.



Sup ppl wats hapnin been away for awhile nways interesting stuff for today coming nways will post later luka