Sunday, 28 January 2007
He stands silent in his jeans pondering his next move...He decides to take it down a notch...he plays the first few cords of a 'quiet rock' ballad and speaks in to the mike...
This song is for the jaded:
for all those who have sat and cried at night
for all those who have vibed but vibe no more
for all those who have cared soo much but are too tired to care anymore
for all those who had something to live for but now have nothing
for all those who carry around the shit in their eyes
for all those whose souls have died when others eyes closed
for all those who feel as the world is against them
for all those who stayed awake in bed late at night thinking
for all those who are so twisted they cant care anymore
for all those who can't try....and for those who don't want to try
for all those who are too bitter to talk sweet anymore
this is a song for the jaded
this is a song for the jaded
Thursday, 25 January 2007
The driver asks, " Hey, what kind with u eksè?"
The cop answers, "You're in Chatsworth, laaitjie.
When we pull you over, you better have your license ready when we get to your cab."
"The driver says, "I'm sorry laanie but I'm not from over here, I'm from Phoenix ."
The cop runs a check on the guys license, and he's clean.
He gives the guy his license back, walks around to the passenger side, and taps the window.
The passenger rolls down the window and THUMMMMP!!!, the cop wacks him on the head with the "stok".
The passenger asks, " Hell boss, what you carrying on so shell for?"
The cop says, "Just making your wish come true guzzie ."
The passenger asks, " What you chooning about making my wish come true?"
The cop says, "I know that 2km's down the road from here you're gonna say to your outie ,
"I wish that cop would've tried that sh*t with me , I would have f#cked him up!"
Sunday, 21 January 2007
I discovered some highly amusing death scenes today with stickmen in lively gif animations of dying in interesting gross ways! Brilaint !
Hmmm call me sick but i laugh myself silly at the way these poor stick dudes die and find it insanelt entertaing!
Go to www.stickdeath.com to view these animations .A word of warning though don't be shocked to find anti muslim propoganda and open racism on the site unfortunately the creators of stickdeath are very pro bush and seem like steadfast Hawks however browse some of the older stuff if u want too see it before it got political be warned its hard to stomach tho as much as i enjoyed stickmen dying i couldn't bare to read or view the anti islamic rethoric for very long as such i have not linked the site as they don't deserve it (i usually link interesting sites) HOWEVER IF YOU BRAVE ENOUGH GIVE IT A GO
Burqini: Muslim women's reply to bikini It's not itsy-bitsy or teenie- weenie but the Burqini may prove to be just as popular as its polka-dotted predecessor.
The modest bathing costume is designed for water-going Muslim women who, because of religious values, cannot show more than their face, hands and feet in public.
A cross between a burqa and a bikini, the polyester suit is made up of pants and a long- sleeved thigh or knee-length A-line top with head covering. It is water-repellent, UV-resistant and comes with Arab designs.
Its Australian designer, Aheda Zanetti, has been swamped with thousands of inquiries about the product from Europe, Britain, the United States, Asia and the Middle East. Zanetti said she started producing the Burqini as Muslim women were missing out on sports because of their dress code.
Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married .....
The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls". I told my
husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around
3a.m., a bit worse for wear, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door,
the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9
times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a
quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
(Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos =
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him
"Midnight". He didn't seem concerned at all. Whew! Got away with that
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
When I asked him why. He said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed 3
times, then said, "Oh sh*t.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its
throat, cuckooed another 2 times, giggled, Cuckooed twice more, and then
tripped over the coffee table and farted.
Monday, 08 January 2007
Tuesday, 02 January 2007
Firstly too all my muslim friends, brothers, sisters Eid Mubarak and too everyone happy new years.
This new years was one of the first that i had stayed home in a long time and it was strange. Part of me could not sit still i felt restless like i had to be somewhere and doing something. Yet the fact that it was a big night stayed my hand. However why did sitting at home seem so hard?I felt caged even. I read about the muslim people who had eid and that night went to the square in jhb for the new years baash and part of me was disgusted but the other half hugely envious. Howcome they got to go out and i had to sit at home? It's truly a conflicting feeling. No to mention the fact that i had just watched a huge party on tv to usher in the new years. A rave party too? Maybe it didn't feel like eid this year cos well there was no sheep.
I don't know about you people but the no cutting thing doesn't agree with me. I enjoy the toul of cutting at home and working the whole morning and resting finally in the evening. And i missed qurbani meat for Lunch! :-(
but i digress did anone feel the same as i did on that eid night?