Thursday, 07 December 2006

One of the Best Jokes I ever heard

> A rabbit was hopping through the forest when he came upon a giraffe
rolling a joint. The rabbit said,"Giraffe, don't do drugs. Come, run with me through the forest." The giraffe looked at the rabbit, then at the joint. He dropped the joint and ran off with the rabbit.


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> They came upon an elephant snorting cocaine. The rabbit
said,"Elephant,don't do drugs. Come, run with us through the forest."
The
elephant looked at his razor blade and mirror, tossed them away and began running with the rabbit and giraffe.


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> The three animals then came across a lion about to shoot up. The
rabbit
said, "Lion, don't do drugs. Come, run with us through the forest."


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> The lion looked at the rabbit and then at the needle. He put down the
needle and started to beat up the rabbit. Horrified, the giraffe and
elephant asked, "Lion, why are you doing this? He was trying to help
you."


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> The lion answered, "This little f***er? He makes me run around the
forest
like a f***ing idiot every time he's on ecstasy."

1 comment:

bb_aisha said...

Yay!anothr persn who loves this joke.when my sister first told it to me,i laughd 4 ages. Sadly,nobody else found it funny