Little Johnny

little April usually slept through class. One day the teacher called
on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the
universe?"

When April didn't stir, little Johnny,a boy seated in the chair behind
her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted
April? and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.

A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and
Saviour,"?? But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once
again, Johnny came? to the rescue and stuck her again. "JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April
and the teacher said, "Very? good," and April fell back asleep. Then

the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam
after she had her twenty-third child?" ?
And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up
and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME,
I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR AR5E!"

The Teacher fainted !!!!