I was very amused with the following joke mostly beause it had complete role reversal, as usually its the guys trying to do the fooling and the girls doing the catching out.However read and tell me what you people think:
Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married .....
The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls". I told my
husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around
3a.m., a bit worse for wear, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door,
the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9
times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a
quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
(Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos =
MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him
"Midnight". He didn't seem concerned at all. Whew! Got away with that
one!
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
When I asked him why. He said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed 3
times, then said, "Oh sh*t.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its
throat, cuckooed another 2 times, giggled, Cuckooed twice more, and then
tripped over the coffee table and farted.
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